umore:sing-a-song.

If i was to choose either Salleh or BabyGoatee for my life partner, i rather chose Farhan from KW right!! Slim thug but PowerHouse voice. I admit, i envy Farhan of his super long high notes. His vocalisma really makes me in trauma. Aan aan, wa kangen sama kamu sih! And unlike someone who fancy Alif Putra with aloads of craze. CrazyPussy. HAHA. Damn, the AnuBand really influenced me with "wa caya sama lu" genre. Further more, brother with hell-load banging session at home (which permanently transferred to Mail's crib due to warning from 172 neigbour. MUAHAHA.) which makes me not swaying to the tune but banging my head on the wall. GodDamn, its half dented now. Wonder!

Third just went back home after a practical knowledge for brother. Mechanical theory taknak blajar, guitar chords nak blajar! Son of Adam! My momster really sick and tired of brother's Nigina songs by Search. Awwwch, did i just say Search?? It was Amy, my baby. HAHA. Then, hes the one which should be entitled the KING OF ROCK! Well, Prince was taken by someone. Too bad! HAHA. Pardon me man. Speaking of Nigina, it was way to back popster favourite songs. One of song in his list. My popster, in his gundu-lala years, hes not into musics like jamming, forming bawah kolong band, banging baldi, fork, spoon, sendok-mendok or watsover but hes one of the BalamRoad, SG Rempit!!! The eras of RustyBlade. Ya, of cos it was an holy race unlike now! Killing humans with no sense of humanity. It reminds me of Malaysian video Rempit. Argh. God, may that girl rest in peace after a traumatic bashing session from whole bunch of cunning beasts. But dont stereotype the others, some are real good. The passion of racing is sincerely going without any nonsense mode.

I ought to share something funny that happen in my new frienships. HAHA. Recently, i've met a great new buddy which happen to live few metres away from my house. It was back eons ago, which i could recalled,he added me in Friendster and at that time hes attached. Anways, hes 24 year old slim shady MatRep and single now. Eeew, duh! Few weeks back, we contact each other. So as we went out, flirting like a beast, laughing out loud, sweating like hellfires, he came up something which i think is like "??". Tell me honestly, whats with the word SEX? Issit something rude? I dont think so. So what happen was this goes on. The convo.

Me: So, whats the furthest you did with your previous?

Him: HAHA, dirty things.

Me: Define dirty.

Him: Dirty la.

Me: Like what?

Him: You know right, the word starting with S and end with X.

Me: SEX??

Him: Aiyyyooooh, SSSSSHHHHHHHH!

Me: ??????? Wadda hell!

Hey, what the fuck ok. 24 old hag, and still behave unmaturely. Lerr! You think its a game ah, fill in the blank. Hey, just say sex la! Whats wrong in saying sex? Seow. And it continues which i really gave him a damn Akon Gunshot ah. Dont play with me, cos you will bleed. HAHA.

Him: Indeed, every couple do it. (as in SEX.)

Me: Really? I think not all.

Him: Hey, mostly la. If not, kental la. Dont tell me, you didnt?

Me: No, i didnt had any sex. Im still a fresh apple.

Him: HAHA. I take that as a joke.

Me: Suits you. Just tell the whole world, that im kental just because of not having sex with BF. Btw, its super shame ok. Losing your pride and dignity. I've been keeping it seal since i was born. A touched its a must from whom i called him, my husband. I save it for him and only him.

Him: If you still not marry? How? HAHA.

Me: Whats to laugh at? There Dildo at store. Just insert it. Not thatextreme pleasure, though.

Him: What? Dildo? Whats that?

Me: HAHA.

Cmmon man. I hate meeting humans like these. Simply simple language, cant understand at all. Holy shit man! If he try to shoot back, "If Dildo doesnt even exists?" I will straight forward reply, "Every now and then, there Hustler. So why not?" HAHAHA.Why oh why on Earth hes still exist! That 24 old guy is still unmature. May he live happily ever after. And i hope he can pronounce the most difficult word ever, SEX!

Anyways, congrats RosJ after being proposed to marriage earlier. Hidop mati paramedics lerr! Kawen dalam Ambulance ah! HAHA. Im really really happy for you.

NANAFARHANAH, biler ni nk jalan-jalan cari jodoh!