Wednesday, May 21, 2008 *3:38 AM
100 scenarios that i still remember till now.
(drawn by Mr.R)
(drawn by Mr.R)1. Alien Workshop is the most branded stuffs that my sis and i wore at that time. When we was in primary school, my father will bring us to Peninsula and shop, long capri pants and tshirt from Alien Workshop. Funny.
2. Remember very well,when i was in primary 3, i threw away my sister new watch at my grandma house. And the revenge is always there. She end up scribble/vandalise my PollyPocket school bag.
3. Every wednesday of Bedok South Primary School, we need to bring skippping ropes. Skipped like mad girl.
4. It happen few days ago. I forget to discard away my used pads. And i put it beside the toilet door at my grandma house. Few hours later, my uncle shouting. Ok, im totally paiseh. I couldnt face him till now. Most embarassed moment of my life. Hehe.
5. Habil dislocated his arm, and i cry at ITE Macpherson while Nazreen comfort me. WASTE of my tears. Heh.
6. The day we left 930, and to 172. The most touching moments. Till now, i still remember every angle of the house. SobSob.
7. An unknown "Thailong" vandalise (O$P$-owe money, pay money) the wall and put a chinese name and our door number. It was a police case. Happy to see police came my house. Once in a lifetime. Chey. And of cos, there were alots of kpo neighbours.
8. It always stuck on my mind forever. Last time im a tomboy girl. And a lil mushroom hair. Everyone loves to make fun of my mushroom hair. And i loved it too. Hehe.
9. The day pakcik canteen say, "Boy, boy what you want?". Whereas im a girl. Ok, tomboy. Tsk. Tsk.
10. In YioChuKang, i monkey love wtih Shahrol. And Rohaidah with Aidil Hitam.
11. First ever necklace by Shahrol. I remember he waiting for me outside the school gate and pass me the necklace. It was in Primary6. Zaman-zaman nk naik. Orang ade matair, aku pon nak.
12. Fadinah, my neighbour, my school mate, my religious class partner and a friend whom always go to school with me. And now, God loves her more. Really miss those day with her.
13. Habil forged my mum's signature and a prefect saw him doing it. That KPO prefect tell Habil's teacher. My mum was called. She bring along the long umbrella. She wacked Habil infront of the pupils. Heh. Padan muke. Mak aku singa lapar!
13. When my sister was in secondary school, she was caught smoking. Not smoking, actually. Her friend put that cigar box and a lighter in her school bag. She had a good thrash by my mum.
14. Whenever my mum came school for parents meeting, almost my teacher will say - "Nisha likes to laugh alot. One more thing, she need to buck up her Maths." It happens every year. Believe it.
15. Yusra and Zainuddin stead la seh. Zainuddin, one of the gangster in our school. Chey. Chey.
16. Remember Sapuan that big fat bloke likes me. eeeeeew. And i like his bestfriend, Farid. Ok, secondary life is so nonsense. Heh.
17. When was in seconday two, Julai, Shida, Yusra & me was on our way to my house which we saw this huge dog sitting and relaxing. Stupid Yusra went over and disturb it. The moment the dog stand, we ran as fast as we could. Tell me whos the first to ran away? Julai know the answer. Heh. Thanks ZhongHan for saving our lives.
18. In secondary two, Omayazida persuade me to pierce my nose with safety pin. Thats the easiest and budget way, she say. I was so stupid at that time. Luckily, i didnt fall into her trap. Heh.
19. Meiyun and i saw a malay aunty every morning having her brisk walking along the park with her white powdered face. Look like a friendly pontianak. Hmm, what powder she use? Johnson&Johnson or Cuticura or HolidayOnIce eh??
20. Grandma had an operation for one week. And a week before his son (my uncle.) marriage. I sacrifice my holidays to accompany her all day, all night. Im a good granddaughter. Haiya. Hee.
21. Firdaus the "mumble man" drove out his rented cars and we both ended up buying TaufikBatisah CD instead of watching movies. Die hard fans!!
22. Motorola is the first ever company that i worked during my school holidays with Shida. The first day of work, i cried cos the work is super tough. Heh. Ngada-ngada.
23. I saw Izzat from "Soldadu" at Anwar's block. Love seeing him with his dreadlocks. I was like, "Eh eh, izzat soldadu seh." Member konfem kembang. If i saw him now, i would turn away. Heh.
24. Secondary two, we(six of us.) watched pornograhpy movies at Lor Liew Lian. Good source, good movies. First ever blue movies that i watched. And i still remember what happen. Ehem.
25. Raja called me "rabbit" and i called him "blacky". And MrsDanapal called him "erma-mardek". Which means, smelly buffalos. HAHAHA.
26. DinBomb had tiff with Hairi. They fought and Din accidentally scold our EOA teacher, " CHEEBYE".
27. Mr Farid the disipline master called Yusra and me - "Samseng" which means Gangster. He called us that because we was caught of changing place in class. Nonsense.
28. I admire Ali from Express class. I wish i could see him again. Mentel.
29. "Komplok" the selenger guy told Yazid, that Julai & me likes him after which we disturb him at the baskeball court.
30. I still remember "screw" that Julai likes. Orange badge from Bowen.
31. I cannot forget the April Fool's scene by Mr T on 2008.
32. I still remember i vomitted oreo's biscuits on my mum's handbag.
33. Watching the first movie, Bend it like Beckham with friends at Junction Eight.
34. 17 April, "Bunga Angkasa" with Ash at IstanaPark. Romantic kan? HAA.
35. 2003, cousin bdae - Aisy. Venue: Costa Sand chalet. First time i drowned in the pool. And the lifeguard shout, "If you dunnoe how to swim, go swim there!!!. (pointing at the baby pool.) Malu seh.
36. Last year, my father's ear bleed. Ear drum spoilt. And now hes half deaf. HAA.
37. CoffeeBean was changed to CoffeeBuck, and, Fillet-o-fish was changed to Fish-o-fillet. Thanks to my old man.
38. A day before Hari Raya Haji, my grandma was weakly sick and there goes some sampok scenario. Julai was there to hear me crying. Kan? Kan? Kan?
39. Habil failed his PrimaryOne malay subjects. Bodoh.
40. I swear, i didnt make up any stories. I saw that hairy hands at BSPS toilet. I swear!!
41. 20 June 2004, watching Live Barney & Friends at D'Marquee with Julai.
42. First ever CD that i bought using my own money - Krisdayanti.
43. First ever movies i cry - Kal Ho Naa Ho and most emotional movies - Braveheart.
44. First time took ferry to Batam was on 2000 with newly born Aisy.
45. 19May on 10.16pm, we chatted about - "PisangTanduk." Hehe.
46. When i was in PrimarySix, NisaKucing lend me her pager. My mum find out and i was beaten like crazy. Tsk. Tsk.
47. First day of school, 2007, ask Nana to skipped tomorow class.
48. NJ threw pebble on newly born Ayeep at KK hospital. It was on 24April2004.
49. I still cant forget when i was in PrimaryFive camping, whos that stupid biatch stole my PE shirt while bathing??
50. Third cried went he akad nikah on 6.7.2007. So touching. Memorable one.
51. The day we went OldFolksHome and MakWok scolded me. And Nana, new facelift "petua".(undies.) Heh.
52. Din threw bottle on Liyana's face and she had an asthma. Her head was swollen. Songsang nye couple.
53. I vomitted pink syrup infront of the Esso while Julai bought MiloNuggets. HAA.
54. I dont know if i should tell you this. But somewhere somehow its the past. I think i was molested by the photocopy man at HougangPoint when i was like PrimarySix. He walks behind me, and touch my butt. And i bodoh, never told my mum. Tsk.
55. At EastCoast beach, sitting by the bay, TWO idiotics buddy dig my molly. Celake.
56. Yusra say, "Can i have one macdonald?" to the Mac cashier. Seow. Actually, she wanna say Chilli Sauce.
57. CT and my sis closed their ears after which i sang "Breakaway" by KellyClarkson out of tune.
58. Habil's new electric guitar arrived yesterday. TSK. TSK. TSK. TSK. TSK.
59. Komodo Dragon was found underneath the rubbish chute of my block. Blame the jungle that still exists.
60. 12 January 2008, I am the Legend. A memorable day to me. Chet.
61. Wonderful Birthday surprises my Nana & Shahidah. 13.03.08. Its so super duper memorable one.
62. 16 April, 4pm - 9pm. A day at EastCoast with RocketQueen. And that day Digi pon spoilt.
63. Chickpen Pox attack when i was in SecondaryOne. Was sad, couldnt participate the SYF thingy.
64. First ever ride a bike of Faizal's.
65. Saw Nizan's in 25 DoubleDeck. Just the right choice. Goattee and straight-lined pants. Aku suke skali. "Kawen sama saya!".
66. Two of my pet birds, die. SobSob.
67. Julai and Yusra's tortoise was carried away from Hougang to Jurong for the "set free day".
68. Vel cry cry cry. HAA.
69. Blahdy long super burgundy hot momma hair at Graduation Day. Damn it! I snip it off! My biggest regret.
70. I always wish that i wanna marry a Lebanese guy. And i dont know why. Heh.
71. A day before my grandfather passed away, he gave us the prayer beads. And till now, we still kept it.
72. Transvertites came raya-ing at my house.
73. Most traumatic videos of MinahRempit KL i ever ever watch. A girl was beaten to death with a concrete bricks. Sial nye jantan. Takde keje. Puks.
74. Saw Zoul- M Nasir brother at Seranggoon Macdonald.
75. Someone fainted at HM's traffic light. After fainted, she laugh. Crazy girl. Kau tahu, kau sape. HAA.
76. I passed my Streaming in Primary Four, my mum bought for me and sis Tamagotchi. Dinosaur. Once mati, i reset it.
77. I lost in Kembangan. And i cry. Then i called Yusra for help.
78. I dance Javanese groove for April's intake. Feeling was damn shiok.
79. First time Sheesha was at Baladi's Cafe. My mentor was anak sukiman.
80. Evon gave me sunflowers on my 18th birthday. Real one la seh.
81. Faidah fainted infront of Bedok's Macdonald.
82. Steve Irwin was stung by stingray. And bunch of humans putting that green crocs image in msn.
83. Rizal fell/slide down outside student hub. Nangka busok man! HAA.
84. 21 May 2008, 12.45pm, Haliem put cabbage on my Coca Cola drink. Suar guy.
86. Habil went Bangkok on 27November 2005 for soccer training. That day too, i saw WendyJacobs. Beautifool.
87. Julai and the great Mr Lee Kwan Yew celebrate their birthday together. 16Sept.
88. 11April, Nana went to my house after her work. Counselling session and the "YunLampu" scene. Heh. An unforgettable day.
89. ShiMei's yellowish/greenish mucus was found on the ParadeSquare and Yusra give a throw out.
90. Our late Mr Hashim passed away when we were having our run at Macritchie Reservoir.
91. Till now, i cant forget that i make Hairi pissed off. And we didnt talk for 2 years. Im at fault and that time i really miss talking with Hairi, the great bud.
92. We cabot our class and went off to YCK to attend that hamlau's POP. And we saw Akon at the bustop of YCK.
93. Mrs Yu say, "I talk, you talk! You mad girl!". HAHAHAHA.
94. I remember that we used to drink the HL Strawberry drink together. NANA!
95. My first ever ever birthday present this year was a hand made card by Bechkam. I likeeeee!
96. BreakFasting with IT1D at MagicWok. A hard time to organise but a fun outing anyways. Then with the help of the rest, finding my raya heels. Best best.
97. The day we make a real blood bonding and theres development of Azzuris & Lakaus. I love them.
98. Karaoke session at Jojet's crib. Stupid boys sabo us with "KeranaPengalaman". Wah Piang!
99. I sang "Sepuluh budak hitam" to Habil cos i think he was the most blackiest among all. He cry. Issit how touching the song is or how siaksiak his sister was??
100. And the last but not least, i would like to annouce that my blog is 2 years old. I still remember that the first ever entry was written at MrKoh lesson.
2. Remember very well,when i was in primary 3, i threw away my sister new watch at my grandma house. And the revenge is always there. She end up scribble/vandalise my PollyPocket school bag.
3. Every wednesday of Bedok South Primary School, we need to bring skippping ropes. Skipped like mad girl.
4. It happen few days ago. I forget to discard away my used pads. And i put it beside the toilet door at my grandma house. Few hours later, my uncle shouting. Ok, im totally paiseh. I couldnt face him till now. Most embarassed moment of my life. Hehe.
5. Habil dislocated his arm, and i cry at ITE Macpherson while Nazreen comfort me. WASTE of my tears. Heh.
6. The day we left 930, and to 172. The most touching moments. Till now, i still remember every angle of the house. SobSob.
7. An unknown "Thailong" vandalise (O$P$-owe money, pay money) the wall and put a chinese name and our door number. It was a police case. Happy to see police came my house. Once in a lifetime. Chey. And of cos, there were alots of kpo neighbours.
8. It always stuck on my mind forever. Last time im a tomboy girl. And a lil mushroom hair. Everyone loves to make fun of my mushroom hair. And i loved it too. Hehe.
9. The day pakcik canteen say, "Boy, boy what you want?". Whereas im a girl. Ok, tomboy. Tsk. Tsk.
10. In YioChuKang, i monkey love wtih Shahrol. And Rohaidah with Aidil Hitam.
11. First ever necklace by Shahrol. I remember he waiting for me outside the school gate and pass me the necklace. It was in Primary6. Zaman-zaman nk naik. Orang ade matair, aku pon nak.
12. Fadinah, my neighbour, my school mate, my religious class partner and a friend whom always go to school with me. And now, God loves her more. Really miss those day with her.
13. Habil forged my mum's signature and a prefect saw him doing it. That KPO prefect tell Habil's teacher. My mum was called. She bring along the long umbrella. She wacked Habil infront of the pupils. Heh. Padan muke. Mak aku singa lapar!
13. When my sister was in secondary school, she was caught smoking. Not smoking, actually. Her friend put that cigar box and a lighter in her school bag. She had a good thrash by my mum.
14. Whenever my mum came school for parents meeting, almost my teacher will say - "Nisha likes to laugh alot. One more thing, she need to buck up her Maths." It happens every year. Believe it.
15. Yusra and Zainuddin stead la seh. Zainuddin, one of the gangster in our school. Chey. Chey.
16. Remember Sapuan that big fat bloke likes me. eeeeeew. And i like his bestfriend, Farid. Ok, secondary life is so nonsense. Heh.
17. When was in seconday two, Julai, Shida, Yusra & me was on our way to my house which we saw this huge dog sitting and relaxing. Stupid Yusra went over and disturb it. The moment the dog stand, we ran as fast as we could. Tell me whos the first to ran away? Julai know the answer. Heh. Thanks ZhongHan for saving our lives.
18. In secondary two, Omayazida persuade me to pierce my nose with safety pin. Thats the easiest and budget way, she say. I was so stupid at that time. Luckily, i didnt fall into her trap. Heh.
19. Meiyun and i saw a malay aunty every morning having her brisk walking along the park with her white powdered face. Look like a friendly pontianak. Hmm, what powder she use? Johnson&Johnson or Cuticura or HolidayOnIce eh??
20. Grandma had an operation for one week. And a week before his son (my uncle.) marriage. I sacrifice my holidays to accompany her all day, all night. Im a good granddaughter. Haiya. Hee.
21. Firdaus the "mumble man" drove out his rented cars and we both ended up buying TaufikBatisah CD instead of watching movies. Die hard fans!!
22. Motorola is the first ever company that i worked during my school holidays with Shida. The first day of work, i cried cos the work is super tough. Heh. Ngada-ngada.
23. I saw Izzat from "Soldadu" at Anwar's block. Love seeing him with his dreadlocks. I was like, "Eh eh, izzat soldadu seh." Member konfem kembang. If i saw him now, i would turn away. Heh.
24. Secondary two, we(six of us.) watched pornograhpy movies at Lor Liew Lian. Good source, good movies. First ever blue movies that i watched. And i still remember what happen. Ehem.
25. Raja called me "rabbit" and i called him "blacky". And MrsDanapal called him "erma-mardek". Which means, smelly buffalos. HAHAHA.
26. DinBomb had tiff with Hairi. They fought and Din accidentally scold our EOA teacher, " CHEEBYE".
27. Mr Farid the disipline master called Yusra and me - "Samseng" which means Gangster. He called us that because we was caught of changing place in class. Nonsense.
28. I admire Ali from Express class. I wish i could see him again. Mentel.
29. "Komplok" the selenger guy told Yazid, that Julai & me likes him after which we disturb him at the baskeball court.
30. I still remember "screw" that Julai likes. Orange badge from Bowen.
31. I cannot forget the April Fool's scene by Mr T on 2008.
32. I still remember i vomitted oreo's biscuits on my mum's handbag.
33. Watching the first movie, Bend it like Beckham with friends at Junction Eight.
34. 17 April, "Bunga Angkasa" with Ash at IstanaPark. Romantic kan? HAA.
35. 2003, cousin bdae - Aisy. Venue: Costa Sand chalet. First time i drowned in the pool. And the lifeguard shout, "If you dunnoe how to swim, go swim there!!!. (pointing at the baby pool.) Malu seh.
36. Last year, my father's ear bleed. Ear drum spoilt. And now hes half deaf. HAA.
37. CoffeeBean was changed to CoffeeBuck, and, Fillet-o-fish was changed to Fish-o-fillet. Thanks to my old man.
38. A day before Hari Raya Haji, my grandma was weakly sick and there goes some sampok scenario. Julai was there to hear me crying. Kan? Kan? Kan?
39. Habil failed his PrimaryOne malay subjects. Bodoh.
40. I swear, i didnt make up any stories. I saw that hairy hands at BSPS toilet. I swear!!
41. 20 June 2004, watching Live Barney & Friends at D'Marquee with Julai.
42. First ever CD that i bought using my own money - Krisdayanti.
43. First ever movies i cry - Kal Ho Naa Ho and most emotional movies - Braveheart.
44. First time took ferry to Batam was on 2000 with newly born Aisy.
45. 19May on 10.16pm, we chatted about - "PisangTanduk." Hehe.
46. When i was in PrimarySix, NisaKucing lend me her pager. My mum find out and i was beaten like crazy. Tsk. Tsk.
47. First day of school, 2007, ask Nana to skipped tomorow class.
48. NJ threw pebble on newly born Ayeep at KK hospital. It was on 24April2004.
49. I still cant forget when i was in PrimaryFive camping, whos that stupid biatch stole my PE shirt while bathing??
50. Third cried went he akad nikah on 6.7.2007. So touching. Memorable one.
51. The day we went OldFolksHome and MakWok scolded me. And Nana, new facelift "petua".(undies.) Heh.
52. Din threw bottle on Liyana's face and she had an asthma. Her head was swollen. Songsang nye couple.
53. I vomitted pink syrup infront of the Esso while Julai bought MiloNuggets. HAA.
54. I dont know if i should tell you this. But somewhere somehow its the past. I think i was molested by the photocopy man at HougangPoint when i was like PrimarySix. He walks behind me, and touch my butt. And i bodoh, never told my mum. Tsk.
55. At EastCoast beach, sitting by the bay, TWO idiotics buddy dig my molly. Celake.
56. Yusra say, "Can i have one macdonald?" to the Mac cashier. Seow. Actually, she wanna say Chilli Sauce.
57. CT and my sis closed their ears after which i sang "Breakaway" by KellyClarkson out of tune.
58. Habil's new electric guitar arrived yesterday. TSK. TSK. TSK. TSK. TSK.
59. Komodo Dragon was found underneath the rubbish chute of my block. Blame the jungle that still exists.
60. 12 January 2008, I am the Legend. A memorable day to me. Chet.
61. Wonderful Birthday surprises my Nana & Shahidah. 13.03.08. Its so super duper memorable one.
62. 16 April, 4pm - 9pm. A day at EastCoast with RocketQueen. And that day Digi pon spoilt.
63. Chickpen Pox attack when i was in SecondaryOne. Was sad, couldnt participate the SYF thingy.
64. First ever ride a bike of Faizal's.
65. Saw Nizan's in 25 DoubleDeck. Just the right choice. Goattee and straight-lined pants. Aku suke skali. "Kawen sama saya!".
66. Two of my pet birds, die. SobSob.
67. Julai and Yusra's tortoise was carried away from Hougang to Jurong for the "set free day".
68. Vel cry cry cry. HAA.
69. Blahdy long super burgundy hot momma hair at Graduation Day. Damn it! I snip it off! My biggest regret.
70. I always wish that i wanna marry a Lebanese guy. And i dont know why. Heh.
71. A day before my grandfather passed away, he gave us the prayer beads. And till now, we still kept it.
72. Transvertites came raya-ing at my house.
73. Most traumatic videos of MinahRempit KL i ever ever watch. A girl was beaten to death with a concrete bricks. Sial nye jantan. Takde keje. Puks.
74. Saw Zoul- M Nasir brother at Seranggoon Macdonald.
75. Someone fainted at HM's traffic light. After fainted, she laugh. Crazy girl. Kau tahu, kau sape. HAA.
76. I passed my Streaming in Primary Four, my mum bought for me and sis Tamagotchi. Dinosaur. Once mati, i reset it.
77. I lost in Kembangan. And i cry. Then i called Yusra for help.
78. I dance Javanese groove for April's intake. Feeling was damn shiok.
79. First time Sheesha was at Baladi's Cafe. My mentor was anak sukiman.
80. Evon gave me sunflowers on my 18th birthday. Real one la seh.
81. Faidah fainted infront of Bedok's Macdonald.
82. Steve Irwin was stung by stingray. And bunch of humans putting that green crocs image in msn.
83. Rizal fell/slide down outside student hub. Nangka busok man! HAA.
84. 21 May 2008, 12.45pm, Haliem put cabbage on my Coca Cola drink. Suar guy.
86. Habil went Bangkok on 27November 2005 for soccer training. That day too, i saw WendyJacobs. Beautifool.
87. Julai and the great Mr Lee Kwan Yew celebrate their birthday together. 16Sept.
88. 11April, Nana went to my house after her work. Counselling session and the "YunLampu" scene. Heh. An unforgettable day.
89. ShiMei's yellowish/greenish mucus was found on the ParadeSquare and Yusra give a throw out.
90. Our late Mr Hashim passed away when we were having our run at Macritchie Reservoir.
91. Till now, i cant forget that i make Hairi pissed off. And we didnt talk for 2 years. Im at fault and that time i really miss talking with Hairi, the great bud.
92. We cabot our class and went off to YCK to attend that hamlau's POP. And we saw Akon at the bustop of YCK.
93. Mrs Yu say, "I talk, you talk! You mad girl!". HAHAHAHA.
94. I remember that we used to drink the HL Strawberry drink together. NANA!
95. My first ever ever birthday present this year was a hand made card by Bechkam. I likeeeee!
96. BreakFasting with IT1D at MagicWok. A hard time to organise but a fun outing anyways. Then with the help of the rest, finding my raya heels. Best best.
97. The day we make a real blood bonding and theres development of Azzuris & Lakaus. I love them.
98. Karaoke session at Jojet's crib. Stupid boys sabo us with "KeranaPengalaman". Wah Piang!
99. I sang "Sepuluh budak hitam" to Habil cos i think he was the most blackiest among all. He cry. Issit how touching the song is or how siaksiak his sister was??
100. And the last but not least, i would like to annouce that my blog is 2 years old. I still remember that the first ever entry was written at MrKoh lesson.
TADAA.