Setan terlepas laa!

Just ended a worst chat with Chilavert. The word of his day is "Secret". The convo was TSK! Though he quite irratating, yet me make my day. Burst out laughing in the air, like 2am. Giler kan! Dasar Gilerzid. And S Jr plus Yussy, this Saturday jadi la sial!!!!!!! Kau nk kat Lau kan, so be it. Mamat polis will be meeting us. HAAA! Cant wait, babe!

Hey hey, hows fasting month? Bole ke? Ade tak yg pengsan dan step pengsan? Ade tak yg tue kutuk, nk puase setengah hari? Ade tak lelaki nk step pussy bleeds? Ade tak org cucuk tekak, supaya muntah, kirekan batal la? Ade tak komor-komor mulot abeh sengaje telan air? Ade tak?
Kalau takde, bagos la.
Kalau ade, memang tk patutla.
Jawab la kau eh, di alam barzakh.

I took 51, to Arab street last week. The bus did passed by this "C" coffee shop. Ok. Pakcik togok la eh!! Tak pasal eh kalau ko nk togok air teh ke kopi ke, air jamban ke ah. Dah tahu bulan ramadhan ni bulan suci dan mulia, those pakciks togok beer eh. Eh, tak malu kappe. Umur tu da setengah abad, uban pon da banyak, pusara abadi pon nk kat panggil - tak malu kappe? Ade hati nk dudok pat open space. Kalau ko nk cakap pasal penat keje, ok acceptable. But atleast, you drank something that its halal la. And damn, that 51 really stops at the coffeeshop. Its like so near to the bustop, which we can exactly see it. Ikotkan hati mcm nk snap ah gambar-gambar pakcik tu. Pas tu publish pat Berita harian and pas tu wawancara pat Detik! Amek kau!!! HAAAA! So ashamed seh. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!Takpe la pakcik, asalkan bahagia la eh. Setahu aku, setans-setans da kene ikat. Pakcik jer la setan yg terlepas. Suke hati lu la.

Buddha, rest assured. Dugaan di bulan puase.
Azzurris and Lakaus, lets attack Lau! Abang satay tunggu tu!
Datin Sofia and Shida, kirim salam pat seme yg mengenali beliau.
Ouh btw, HIDOP MESTI GOTONG ROYONG OK!