Super-Duper Holidays?
Thinking, holidays should be a rest day for me. Unfortunately, my judgement was wrong. Arrghh! 520 needs my help, badly. I cant simply turned away. TSK! Some humans really pissed me off, of my MIA. Tapak tangan comel aku blum fly kat pipi bopeng kau ok! lu tahu lu sapa la eh. Wishing my dearest friend, Talissa, recover soon ok. Get well soon! Ring Yus whos on the way to work. Told me she tapau Nasi Rawan! Waweng betol! Pagi-pagi bute sial Rawan!! No doubt, its very very the delicious. But too early to eat Rawan at 8:00am ok! Told me the saddest thing in her life. Dont worry la Yus, you did the very best, so you own the credits rite.
Family Business.
I hate my brother whom sitting beside me 24 hrs. Disturbing and irritates me. Wherever i sit, wherever i go, he would followed me like dog. Hmmph! Jalan dah! Lekas-lekas la kau berambos sekolah. Look upon his face everyday, every minute, every second, every mili second, makes me puke. Hes so lazy asshole. Lay down either on the sofa or bed watching tv or shaking his hairy legs without helping me cleaning up the mess. He thinks im the Filipino maid ah? Kiss my arse ah. Forever laying and sleeping as if hes no backbone like sardine. You know what, while he was bathing, i sharpened my 2B pencil on his bed. Serve him right. Amek kau! But kurang ajar jugak la. But who cares, he really test my patience. Dont ask me what happen next, cos i dont wish to continue. (atlast, queen offence get scolded by her mum! Trang tang tang tang tang!) And as for my sis, shes forever makes coffee. Its difficult to see her at home. Early morning she went out, and back home late at night. Such a kupu-kupu pujangga malam. Kwang kwang kwang. And as for Mamasita Lina, 24 hrs yelling and nagging non-stop which makes my ear drum bleeds. Bleahs. And as for Talib-Kweli, go work and bring money back home. HAHAAAA.And as for me, Queen Offence, i got a mission to accomplished.
David Beckham, Alfred Gorgeous, Terrence Bikers, Sherline Lor Ah Soo and Shahida Shakira, see you on Thurs! Lets holiday on ice!Dont forget the gloves and socks! And Lason girls, biler mau jumperr? Tak habes-habes pegi New Zealand!